Use of funny and rude text messages and free sms providers to communicate.

You are required to keep your contact informed of your progress. If you want you can use the free text messages sites listed here.

 

What should I do now?:

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name

 

Shall I start again?:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again

 

Still trying:

I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children

 

I succeeded:

I'm not as dumb as you look

Your contact may respond with:

Proceed as necessary:

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

 

What's happening?:

Hello, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, as the smell is unbearable!!!
 

You're on the wrong track:

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you

 

Mission failed

We will now upgrade your brain.
Please wait......Searching.....Searching.........Still searching...............................Sorry, no brain found.

Abort mission:

Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.